Oh boy, now I am in a PANIC. Could you please put a BIG ‘P.S.’ next to this part and pretend it was part of the other post???
My lovely friend Jen has just informed me that part of a text I had written and hadn’t finished – a draft – WENT ONLINE!!!?!!! Whoops. I must have pressed ‘publish’ when I meant to press the button ‘SAVE DRAFT’!?!!
See what I mean? I really need to get my head around a computer and its buttons. THIS WAS NOT INTENDED. So now you have had a glimpse (if you saw the first version online before I updated, that is) into some crazy text that wasn’t finished and sounded so smutty (it ended with a polite ‘naked hairy pussy’). Double whoops and I’m sorry!…
So, here goes: part 1 + part 2
(part 1)
I’m a loser when it comes to all things technical. Almost anything in the realm of computers intimidates me – and the fact that I don’t know much and employ the good old ‘trial and error’ method, there are often moments of sheer panic as I wipe out hours of work off the screen… I get those delightful hot flushes of fear all from sitting at a keyboard. So much fun.
I still can’t believe I managed to get this blog working, though I admit I nearly crashed it a few days ago. It was only through the kindness of a person out there in the WordPress community that I managed to keep it on the road.
As I sat in a haze of panic, something did however make me smile: “Naked Hairy Pussy”.
(part 2 – …and you thought it ended with a naked hairy pussy)
As I was scurrying around the working pages and forums on my computer when I thought I’d crashed it, I suddenly saw the list of all the keywords and phrases typed by people into their computers to find my blog – or rather, found my blog by accident, with them. It was illuminating! They were all listed under “Search Engine Terms”. Find out more about Search Engine term and ‘optimization’ here!
Naked Hairy Pussy was one of them.
And these were too: (I’m going to link these terms to stuff in my blog where possible, just to give myself a plug – not so sure for the N.H.P. though…)
Dying Hair with Orange Blow Hairdryer
Naked Missus
Leeds Wife Naked
What to Have For Lunch When In-Laws Are Here
Naughty Aussie Wife Facebook
Old Oven Door Handle
Flip Flops Girls Austria
Naked Winemaker
…I had a chuckle and got on with the computer problem, but this time smiling.
SO, that’s it basically, the second part to this post. Thanks for your patience and understanding!
THANK YOU JEN!!!
I told you I’m a loser.
The Vigneron's Wife 
C’est très drôle!!
Merci for finding it drole! It wasn’t planned that way!
* insert inappropriate fanny comment here*
exactly
I love it – I finally read the whole thing and its CRAZY what people type to end up on your blog. I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels like she’s just one “publish” away from disaster.
Well at least we had a chuckle! I keep laughing at the idea of you reading the draft and ending on ‘naked hairy pussy’…
‘So what’s this about?’ you were thinking
big thanks!
Hi Cat, exactly the same happened to me a while ago, clicked on publish instead of save draft, and it was way from finished. Not so bad if it just goes on line, but it also went on facebook and to all the e-mail subscribers. So I was furiously editing to correct all the typos and other things…. But the search terms I’d never thought about, found a few funny ones in my list, chocolate canari and dynamite tunnels among them, plus one fairly rude one…. Great fun!
I am not alone!!
Thanks so much for letting me know A. I felt like a real drip. And yes, mine had gone out into the FB, sub’s list too. Uggh. And I nearly did it again the other day!
But you’ve made me feel better.
LOVE your dynamite tunnel…
And your blog photos are stunning.
yes, it’s always good to know that we’re not on our own with mistakes. I always tell myself that anyhonw 😉 Glad you enjoy the pictures, like yours too!!
It’s either laugh or cry eh?! Still can’t believe my draft finished with a hairy… gotta laugh!
Nice to be in touch with you about these things!!